My tennis shoes taste like unwed puppies, how can i make them more matrimonial in flavor?

If you rub them in the litter box, sprinkle them with soy sauce, and fill them with snausages, you will get that matrimonial flavor you are looking for.

My tennis shoes taste like unwed puppies, how can i make them more matrimonial in flavor?
Well, the last time that happened to me I added some dill and they seemed to get along a little better...there was still something missing though, can't put my finger on it...
Reply:Dip ‘em in clorox bleach, so they become as new as married puppies
Reply:keep chewing on them, that 'matrimonial' flavor can only come about with time and dedication to the task.
Reply:a better question to ask would be "why do i eat shoes?" and then go see a shrink. have a nice day!
Reply:Brush their tongues. Bacteria build up can cause relationship discord.



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